Friday, May 14, 2010

Mother Goose Tales--by theBUSTER

Once upon a time..........
well folks, this is a lucy goosey kinda story...
told by me, theBUSTER --
to you, the reader --
of MY blog (and Ms.Persephone & Ms. Blue's blog too).
O.K. so here we go again....
Once upon a time in the land called Connect-i-cut
there lived a blue dog, and his mom and his sister.....
and all the humans too.
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzz
Well maybe this is getting to lengthy? I'll cut to the chase here...
I saw some geese !!!
HONK HONK HONK...
and they were kinda cute so I decided that everyone reading the blog should see them
TOO!




So here are the first pictures of the Goose Family Robinson...
one little two little three little goosettes.. 4 little 5 little
teensey goosettes ... oh and a couple of goosey gooses too.
So how many geese does it take to herd goosettes?
Persephone says "goslings".. hoity toity to you...Ms. P... I will call
them goosettes.




Now lets see where was I... three little goosettes and
either the mom or dad.. these geese all look alike.
It appears the little guys are HUNGRY!
I know that feeling...I'm always HUNGRY.. but I would never...
uh uh... never, feast on geese, goose or goosettes.
I am
a peaceful carnivore.



Well now we have one goose and one goosette...



HAH! caught yah... you thought I ate them didn't you..
HAH! did I fool you?
HUH?
Did I?
Did I?
Persephone... go to your room, stop laughing at me!



Probably didn't fool you, anyhow ..these little guys are chowing down
on the lawn, they can remove a lawn in 2 hours --
just call: Goose Eliminators and Sons
and watch your grass geT DOwn to the ground...
OH, uh, they'll get to work on it as soon as they
wake up from their nap.



This is theBUSTER and his best GOOSE, Goose, duck, duck GOOSE --
signing off with another random post from:
Kerry Blue Active Inner Life.com
Good night! B


Do you believe that? theBUSTER HAS LOST IT! We think it's because of the
30 degree weather we had the night before last, he had a brain freeze. He hasn't been
the same dog since..said something about it being spring not
WINTER
&
took his goose and went to bed.
Ms. Blue & Ms. Persephone
(mildly amused)

5 comments:

The Thundering Herd said...

Oh, we love Goose stories! They can be scary, and make weird noises and even run at us, but they are still fun.

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

we are not nice like you. we would have tried to feast on the geese!

Maggie and Mitch said...

We had a mama goose sitting on eggs at our house, Buster, but somebody ate all the eggs and it wasn't us. Mom and dad were very sad about this.

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I keep my eyes on the pairs that meander around the golf khourse -

They haven't khome in the yard this year -

I guess I must be doing a pretty good job!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sue said...

We believe that gooses belong either in the water or in the air. Mom keeps us far away from goosettes.