Saturday, October 30, 2010

M' Moves--by Gracie

Uncle Buster tells me that developing the right moves is the key to success as a Kerry Blue.

There are, he says, lots of different kinds of moves--such as the Pirouette/Gnashing Routine!

And the Sither-In-From-the-Rear manoeuvre...

Some moves defy description due to their complexity...

Uncle Buster advises me that showing lots of white Ivory is the essence of good form!

Sometimes a free-throw from Standoff-Position is the best strategy!

Let me demonstrate some of my moves, with the assistance of my Pack-mates:

Now, these are plainly INDOOR moves. Outside, it's a whole, well, different ball-game!

Buster and I will demonstrate, with the assistance of Coach Wilson.

As you might imagine, I have to retire now to get my required allocation of Stage IV and REM sleep. This training routine is so demanding!

Your buddy,


Saturday, October 9, 2010

My Baby-Teeth; by Gracie

I'm losing my baby teeth!

Incrementally, bit by bit, they're falling out!

I don't know why this would happen...

It's not that I'm particularly rough on them!

But most of the time, I just find something in my mouth...

And I'm compelled to chew it.

And chew it again!

Every so often, I take a break...

And observe the Master at work!

Uncle Buster is an example to us all.

Inspired, I once again commence my practice!

Seeking a perfect state of meditative Carnivore-Mindfulness...

I reflect upon the generations of Kerry Blue Terriers who pioneered the technique!

The discipline is hard, but the rewards are great.

Some day, they will tell stories about Gracie the Zen Master of Mastication.

In the meantime, I submit to a monk-like discipline.

Ever closer to that ideal of the salivary Omega-Point!

Uncle Buster tells me that I have great potential but I must concentrate harder.

So I submit to you this brief audition tape of some of my recent work!

What do you think?

Do I have a spark of talent?

Your friend,