Range: Within barking distance of Lucia.
Habitat: Typically found on soft, horizontal furnishings--couches, beds, sleeping human torsos, pillows.
Diet: Opportunistic. Eats anything that comes across his plate. Especially fond of Irish stouts and waffles.
Temperament: Quirky; varies from hypomanic to hypomanic. Often irrationally exuberant with intermittent bursts of intense energy.
Markings: Similar to Sephalumpagus distinctis. Ears have positive dihedral for effective glide ratio if dropped from an airplane. Outstretched tongue functions as effective aileron.
Lifespan: Like S. distinctis, generally outlives primates due to tendency to wear them down.
Daily routine: Get up, pee. Lay down, get up, eat. Lay down, get up, eat, pee. Sleep, get up, pee. Play with Wilson non-stop, lay down, drink water, pee.... Repeat 20 times. Receive adoration of human servants and caresses behind ears. Accustomed to harsh environment.