Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Observant Naturalist: Today's Species


Sephalumpagus Distinctus



Family: Canidae

Genus: Canus

Species: lupus

Subspecies: sephalumpagus

Sub-subspecies: distinctus





Range: Subarctic New England; does not stray far from companion species Homo sapiens neanderthalensis


Diet: Wisteria leaves and TV remotes


Temperament: Possessed by spirits barely understood by science


Markings: Gun-metal blue coat, punctuated by brown eyes and and large quantities of attitude


Lifespan: Typically outlives most humans due to robust immune system, superior powers of digestion, and propensity to drive primates crazy


Daily routine: Enjoys solving Fermat's Last Theorum and resolving EPR Parodox in quantum mechanics; takes long naps; barks at sky for no apparent reason



8 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khwite the special breed!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lindsay said...

LOL...Love it!!

Faya said...

I want one of those !!!!!! Please send me one...
Kisses, faya

Maggie and Mitch said...

TV remotes, huh? hummmmmmmmmmmmm
Thanks for the tip! *wink wink*

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Sue said...

Tsar holds our record of three remotes in one day. We finally learned to put the remotes out of reach. We're slow learners.

Great photo!!

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Clive said...

Brillant!

You're one special dog alright!

take care
Clive

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