I AM SOOOOOOOO EXCITED!! I just got the word about the "Longest Beard" contest ....I WON I WON I WON!!!
I, Ms. Persephone Blue, have the longest beard! WhoooHOOOOO000.....
My Silver-Bearded Momma is a bit jealous but she'll get over it!
Stanley and Stella, thank you soooooo much for officiating this amazing contest -- 3 years! Boy, time flies around blog-land.
Congratulations to the muddiest winner, Eric Square Dog....been working in the tunnels! and to Mitchy for most-improved...apple juice eh?? and Little Moe's 2 1/4 and alll the 3 inchers out there....keep them clean and conditioned!! You'll need a few inches before next year. Ohhh--I'm so excited, I did a Victory Lap! Wanna see it?
Okay--so maybe that was a little anemic. We beard-divas must have time to prepare! Let's try it again--but under more felicitous conditions!
Waddya think? My magical disappearance into the Wormhole in back of the bamboo grove is a nice touch, if I do say so myself!
Heavy sigh....it's tough to be me.....I guess it's time to snooze and cultivate the BEEard . Hey I'll tell you a little BEEard growing secret --- It grows when you sleep!
G'night for now,
The Dark Empress of Hades
avec la grande barbe