Advanced Squeaky-Toy Evisceration Technique (STET 573) by Buster ("Mâchoires de la Mort") the Wonder Dog

STEP ONE:

Transfer residual anxiety about the Boston Red Sox into animal aggression. Select toy for evisceration.



STEP TWO:

Expose incisors and commence chewing. Have mom or dad note time with stopwatch.



STEP THREE:

Begin extracting stuffing. Spit out on floor.



STEP FOUR:

Admire work. Repeat.

Luv,

Buster