Friday, October 26, 2007

Advanced Squeaky-Toy Evisceration Technique (STET 573) by Buster ("Mâchoires de la Mort") the Wonder Dog



STEP ONE:

Transfer residual anxiety about the Boston Red Sox into animal aggression. Select toy for evisceration.



STEP TWO:

Expose incisors and commence chewing. Have mom or dad note time with stopwatch.



STEP THREE:

Begin extracting stuffing. Spit out on floor.



STEP FOUR:

Admire work. Repeat.

Luv,

Buster

2 comments:

Pacco de Mongrel said...

great job by u....

ur unstuffing power is great

Hammer said...

Hello Friends
I'm an expert at this which is why my toys don't squeak anymore. My mum is going to buy me some more, I hope.
Love from Hammer