Hello, Sports Fans! I'd like to introduce a new variation of the highly-competitive, ultra-challenging pastime of BusterBall.
This time, the lunatic humans brought home a squeeky, supple blue football (that is, an 'American' football)--wonderfully reminiscent of a small rodent! Oh, the joy!
My heart leapt when I saw it:
It seemed like an ETERNITY before my tormenting human allowed me to feel it in my teeth!
If you're not a terrier, you just don't understand ecstasy on this scale.
I'm getting better and better at this, I think!
And of course, the final simulated destruction of the BLUE BUSTERBALL--yes, I feel fulfilled! A dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do. I love my new toy! Anyone want to play?