Hey, blog pals--this is my FAVORITE time of year! Lots of soft, supple, chewable things laying about the house. Mom brought out of whole box of 'em yesterday, and while her attention was cleverly diverted by Persephone's demonic wailing, I snuffled about.
Yes, it was true. A THING OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL had, after lying dormant for a full twelve months, re-emerged to bring chaos to my beloved home. I resolved to destroy it.
Let it not be said that I do not love my work!
The Rabid Reindeer Scourge will not lay waste to my abode again!
Prancer and Blitzen, behold the fate that awaits you if you dare land upon the roof of THE BUSTERIZER.
Uh, oh...Mom has some words for me. Gotta go!
Buster the Contrite