Sunday, November 2, 2008

The Return of the Evil Leaf-Dragon, and my Valiant Defense of my Loved Ones--by Buster the Wonder Dog

As Autumn is upon us....I, theBUSTER, have decided to tell you a tale! Gather 'round, this tale is of the Slayer of.......

Well, I am getting ahead of myself. Yes, yes... the tale, or was it a tail? Oh yeah-- a tale--yup, yup--a tall tale ---------------------------------------------------------->

In a land far away (like out back on the
tor), there were many odd monsters running through our yard...I mean over the tor. It was a dark and stormy night....uh, I think I stole that--but it was dark, forget the storm, it was just sort of gray out there.

The Evil Leaf-Dragon returned to the land of Kerrys looking for what Leaf-Dragons look for, uh.....leaves? I think I got that right-- yup, yup, leaves. I jumped on my noble steed <--- that means my horse, and I galloped toward the Leaf-Dragon at full speed....tiddy dump, tiddy dump, tiddy dump...ah,well, lose the steed.....I run faster without him.

I jumped off my steed <-----my horse, and there I stood--a gallant Kerry Blue Knight of the Realm, in the purest silver armour, mined in our own silver mines, located <--- I guess that's not pertinent to the story...

OK...I jumped off the steed, stood up, and there I was, Buster the Pure, at your service!!

The following video was taken while I was very busy slaying. It will show how I jumped on the dragon and, using my HUGE punishing jaws (you know--the ones with the great big pearly whites in them -- the ones I catch all those Wilsons with???)--well, I charged at the dragon over and over until I had it groveling at my feet--I mean, paws. I had the Leaf-Dragon in a most compromising situation...uh, for him, not me. I was in control of the Leaf-Dragon! If only I had opposable thumbs, this wouldn't be so aggravating to me.

HAH! That will teach that Leaf-Dragon not to bother MY leaves again.....little puffer didn't know what hit him!

Well now, I have retired to my chambers with my man at arms, me and "Mycat" have some resting to do so we can take care other Leaf-Dragons that wander into our domain. We will throttle any others that try -- let me at 'em, I'm ready for ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

G'night all, It's been a very busy day.

theBUSTER aka, BUSTER the Pure


Anonymous said...

Hi Buster! I watched that video in Janes lap and you really are very brave and of course handsome...
I'm very relieved now that I now there isn't any leafdragons, now I can sleep safely....
Thanks and kisses


Maggie and Mitch said...

Those are sure scary dragon picture, Buster! You are our hero to go after that puff machine and kill it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Faya said...

Au secours ! Ici aussi il y un dragon ... j'ai besoin de Buster-mon-Héros !
Bisous, Faya en danger !

Bogart said...

Excellent!! Excellent!! Excellent!!

Your work slaying that dragon was FANTASTIC :)


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