Sunday, November 9, 2008

Bluedog Quidditch--or, Hockey à Grande Vitesse

Friends and fellow Wizards:

With Autumn upon us here in the very New England wherein the Reverend Cotton Mather declared that the Dark One walks among us, I feel energized to be surrounded by so many talented witches, demons, and part-time residents of the Underworld. Persephone tells me that the place is overrated, but I'm excited.

So I have enrolled in the DogWart School of Wizardry and joined the BlueDog Quidditch team! Mom has been reading the entire Harry Potter series to me, and I'm genuinely inspired. I'll bet my moves are far better than that myopic little guy who can't even control his broom!

BlueDog Quidditch is a fearsome game. It is played, gladiatorial-style, with a single opponent who has eliminated all competition prior to this match. The stakes are high, and the rules of the game state that no mercy shall be shown.

My opponent is Bailey Blue, who has never lost a Quidditch competition.

The Golden Snitch has been cast. Watch:

Dang! She's good!

I'll outwit the little witch, yet...

It's time to break out my Secret Moves...

Okay, I surrender!

Did you see her footwork? What a master!

Old Hades just can't get enough of BlueDog Quidditch. He always looks grimmer than he is. I think it's a flatulence thing...

Anyway, it's your host, Buster the Wonder Dog, Wizard-in-Training, and Second-Place BlueDog Quidditch Wannabe, signing off for tonight.

Time for my nap!




Bogart said...

AWESOME work there Buster, we love watching the two of you chasin' stuff :)


Faya said...

Waouw quel champion .... ça demande des heures d'entraînement..
J'adore vous regardez jouer. Vous aboyez toujours autant ?
Bisous, Faya

Maggie and Mitch said...

You guys are as chatty while you're playing as we are! Great job!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Anonymous said...

It seems to me that every Kerry loves their own voice! And that is good thing. Your footwork is awesome!

Putter said...


How are U guys? How is MY old STOMPING ground????? OMG!


Putter ...:)

Noah the Airedale said...

G'day maties,
You guys are so good at Doggy Quidditch better than us. Don't you just love the Harry Potter series. D read them all.

Hey thanks for the barkday wishes.

Noah x

Caz and Ludo the cool dude said...

Love to see you don't half play to win love the video.

You 2 always cheer me up.

Ludo the cool dude.

Cassidy said...

That looks fun!

I got to play with a Kerry Blue for the first time on Sunday. He was at an Airedale doggy show cheering his Airedale brother on. He was great fun!

Cassidy x

Stanley said...

Buster Man!

You're AMAZING, buddy! We had no idea you could even play quidditch. (Aren't those books about the Potter kid kind of addictive to your mama?)

We've missed your fuzz faces because our lazy weenie of a hoogirl has NOT been helping us keep up with our friends. Well, NO MORE! We think we have her back in line.

We will try to catch up on all your doings. Of course, our girl LOVES any juicy snout photos of any of you... and yes, Buster, yours is the most frequent one she mentions!

Hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving!

Goober love & smooches,

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