Friday, January 25, 2008

How to Vex a Buster, by Persephone

What to do on a cold, boring winter afternoon?

Sephie, at your service, with a brief introduction to the exciting sport of "Buster-Vexing!"

It's not as complicated as it sounds --although it does require some basic equipment:

(1) Buster, well-endowed with testosterone and limited intellect

(1) Human co-conspirator

(7) Wilsons

Step One:

Jump-start the Buster.

Step Two:

Have human co-conspirator place Wilsons on patio table, in full view of Buster. The use of a scunci to expose organs of sight is highly recommended.

Step Three:

Allow attention-challenged male Kerry Blue to bark in anticipation. On command of resident diva, human co-conspirator commences overloading Buster's brainstem, with predictable results!

Step Four:

Watch, enjoy, repeat as necessary!

"Buster-Vexing" Variation Number Two:

Align Wilsons on deck in front of hyperthymic male terrier. Toss single Wilson over target in slightly high trajectory. Ensure that Wilson DISAPPEARS through railing into garden on other side...

Watch the fun!

When Buster obediently retrieves Wilson and enters treatment for PTSD, assure him that he'll ALWAYS be your hero and go inside for a dog biscuit!

I'll bet the airedales are even more imaginative on a winter afternoon...I hear stories!




Stanley said...

First off, that scrunchy has GOT to go, Buster! I understand its utilitarian value, but buddy, you look like a total GOOB! SHould I start calling you Bustoober?

Sephie, that was mighty entertaining! Thanks for the laughs. I'll have to post eventually on our winter afternoon ingenuity.

Goober love & smooches,

Bogart said...

Wow, I didn't even realize that it was a scrunchy!!! I was too busy laughing...

Excellent Buster-vexing pretty gal... a girl who's pretty AND smart, you're my kinda girl Sephie!


Maggie & Mitch said...

You'll do anything for a Wilson, huh, Buster?! You are totally cracking us up here! hehehehe

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Putter said...

OMG! BUSTER! WE Wwere so boredest ever here today too! OMG! But you camed up with the goodest ever GAME! OMG!

You guys are smart if you can access CLAUDE MONET! WOW! Let ME know if you FIND him! Hee Hee!


Putter ...:)