Tuesday, January 15, 2008

His Eminence, the Marquess Buster the Ingenious of Puddleston St Droop, prepares to try out for the position of Shortstop with the Boston Red Sox

Hey, blogmates--

It's Sephie, the perennial observer of male silliness!

Ever since receiving his award for Zen-like Beard-Consciousness, Buster's ego has expanded to the size of the Crab Nebula. He struts about and expects to be greeted as some kind of celebrity! And worse, he thinks there are no limits to his abilities...

Tonight, he got it into his 14-cubic centimeter brain that he could accompany the long-cursed Boston Red Sox to their third world championship by virtue of his prowess as a Shortstop.

One minor problem: HE CAN'T SEE THE BALL! It seems he has as much hair in front of his eyes as he does beneath his chin.

"Not to worry," he says! Just borrow a scunci from the HuMom and wrap those locks right up, exposing the eyes of an eagle!

Don't you think this looks like the paragon of masculinity?

Okay--here we go! Check out the form!

Yeah--that was just lucky, right? Well, he says just watch--he'll do it again!

Okay, I've gotta admit, he might be on to something here. So I asked Bailey, my four-footed Mom, what she thought. Is this something we girls ought to be impressed with?

Well, I guess I got my answer! I 'spose the Red Sox will have to struggle on their own for another year!




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Harry said...

Nice catches there Buster! I am your total opposite, couldn't care less for balls. Cassidy on the other hand is shaping up to be quite the young ball-a-holic!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Stanley said...

Sephie Girl!

Sounds like the beard contest unleashed a media monster inside of THE BUSTER!! Keep an eye on him so his head does not exploede!

Your prizes for your contest win & runner up places are winging their way to you right now. Don't let Busster tell you that everything is for him. There are goodies in there for you and Bailey too!

Goober love & smooches,

Asta said...

I guess sometimes fame goes to theiw heads, boyz can be vewy suilly!
Bustew is vewy good thoughat that ball catching..I must admit
I love all youw haiw ..on youw eyes, on youw beawd all ovew it's bootiful
smoochie kisses

Noah the Airedale said...

Hiya Sephie,
You've got to admit the beard is pretty impressive as for Busters catching ability....wow, he's spot on!!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Pacco de Mongrel said...

is not ego...maybe is juz some self-confidence he got there...hehe

Balboa & Mommy said...

hey Buster, I may have to take some lessons from you, hee hee

Frenchie Snorts

Penny & Poppy said...

Wow, Buster, those Red Sox should be proud to have you as part of their team!

Poppy & Penny