Thursday, November 29, 2007

Just a day in the life of the BUSTER, as told to the humomm by Ms. Persephone


Hi folks, this is Ms. Persephone ... speaking to you from leaf city, USA.
Ms. Blue and I -- with the help of the humans and the machine they call the LEAF BLOWER-- have found the "Lost World of BALLS"...
they have been hiding.



Just FYI, that would be the BALLS owned by the BUSTER
and lost by the BUSTER "outside" the house....
The BALLS "inside" the house ... welllll that is just a completely different story and will have to be told at another time, ahem.
Notice how nicely all the Wilsons and Squeakers and Penns line up....
Some are frozen --
some are sopping wet --
and
alllll are very dirty.
We all know what happens when something is dirty....THEY GET A BATH!


Oh before the bath...
Some will remember from a previous post the "HOLY MOLIE" BALL?
The BALL that developed a "tooth" when it broke.
Well this is the blue squeaker BALL -- BEFORE it became a toothed BALL.
It was found frozen under the leaves ...
When the BUSTER chomped on it.. poof!! it cracked
and became a "toothed BALL!"

On to the BATH!!
All the Balls went to feed the monster in the dungeon.
The hudad put them in the monster with the slippery soapy stuff....
and
bang, boom, schlug schlug schlug, boombiddyboom, whoosh went the
monster.
THEN the hudad put the BALLS in the other HOT monster
&
CRASH, BANG, BANG, BOOOOMBOOOMBOOOM...
Man that monster has some serious problems...very noisy!
But
it does dry those tennis BALLS very well.



All of the Balls came out of the monster very warm & clean,
Wilsons, Squeakers, and Penns
and some we never ever heard of before are cuddled in the cushy bed.....
Some of OUR soft toys got tossed in at
the same time ...
& well ...
there's just nothing like a warm Raffie
or duck,
or goose, to cuddle with up in bed....




Of course...the BUSTER has a bit of a dilemma......CHOICES!! CHOICES!!
He still hasn't figured out how to make choices...he wants ALLLLLL OF THE BALLS AT ONCE!
the Buster HAS NOT patience-- he wants them all NOW!
But --
he can only pick up one ball in the mouth and some in the paws at the same...
He just can't figure out how to carry all of them at the same time....pooooooor BUSTER.
The humomm said she's going to make him a back-pack to carry his collection of
balls in...so he can carry them ALL!

Well, this is Ms. Persephone, signing off.... have a great weekend!
:0 <------that's my paw print, minus a couple of toes

6 comments:

Noah the Airedale said...

Wow you struck the jackpot with all the tennis balls. Well done. We can't even imagine what a frozen one would be like.
Hope Buster can decide which he likes best.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah, Willow, Tess & Lucy

Faya said...

I hate when my mom decide to wash all my balls and stuffies... They don't smell good anymore....
I am impressed with your ball'collection !
Kisses, Faya

Harry said...

What an amazing collection. I'm nt really into balls and toys, but Cassidy's eyes are lighting up. She is working on trying to fit 2 tennis balls in her mouth. I think she's going to be a ball-aholic!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Putter said...

Hi Buster! Hi!

What a collection of BALLS!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! So how is things????? All is wellest here ... BUT I gotta tell ya!!!! MY BOYS are keeping me on MY paws!!!!!! Best to your Dad and Sephie and Baliey and your Mom too!!!!!

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)

Maggie & Mitch said...

Wow! Look at all of those lost balls! We're so glad they're all accounted for! I bet it was pretty loud at your house when they were being tumbled in the dryer! Hopefully laundry was done AFTER everyone was out of bed!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Stanley said...

Ms Persephone!!

That was quite a ball tale! I know I have a couple of balls hiding in the backyard, but nowhere NEAR as many balls as Buster!

Tell him to just spend time with a few of his balls each day, and then they won't be lonely.

Love your itty bitty toe-missing pawprint!

Goob love & smooches,
STanley