Ladies and Gentlemen, the Abominable SnowBuster has decided to honor his audience with a return engagement. Yes, folks, there is drama here!
Now it happened that Friday Evening, the Heavens unleashed enough snow to drive a Dire Wolf to extinction!
Wooly mammoths foraged along the Interstate. Giant Ground Sloths retreated to their dens.
We intercept the male human lackey on his way home from a long day at the office...
He's tired. His senses dulled. The brake lights ahead become a blur and he does not even notice that a sabre-tooth cat has decapitated a Toyota on the shoulder of the highway.
As he arrives home, the warm, symmetrical Cone-heads beckon. In a moment he will be...
Mercilessly lambasted by a crazed SnowBuster !!
The stealthy, graceful Creature of the Pleistocene demonstrates his All-Terrain capability!
Properly terrorized, the male human lackey panics and retreats.
But no ! The devious Proto-Neanderthal resorts to subterfuge...
Not... THE NEFARIOUS SNOW-FARTER !!!
Dang !!! What a horrid species. No sense of fair play!
The Abominable SnowBuster returns to his lair to lick his wounds. Snow-Farter will die!
Your faithful correspondent,
(of the Clan of the Cave-Buster)