Friday, January 7, 2011

A Brief Tutorial on the Proper Harassment and Vexing of the Male Human Lackey after a Long Day at Work--by the Abominable SnowBuster

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Abominable SnowBuster has decided to honor his audience with a return engagement. Yes, folks, there is drama here!

Now it happened that Friday Evening, the Heavens unleashed enough snow to drive a Dire Wolf to extinction!

Wooly mammoths foraged along the Interstate. Giant Ground Sloths retreated to their dens.

We intercept the male human lackey on his way home from a long day at the office...

He's tired. His senses dulled. The brake lights ahead become a blur and he does not even notice that a sabre-tooth cat has decapitated a Toyota on the shoulder of the highway.

As he arrives home, the warm, symmetrical Cone-heads beckon. In a moment he will be...

Mercilessly lambasted by a crazed SnowBuster !!

The stealthy, graceful Creature of the Pleistocene demonstrates his All-Terrain capability!

Properly terrorized, the male human lackey panics and retreats.

But no ! The devious Proto-Neanderthal resorts to subterfuge...


Dang !!! What a horrid species. No sense of fair play!

The Abominable SnowBuster returns to his lair to lick his wounds. Snow-Farter will die!

Your faithful correspondent,


(of the Clan of the Cave-Buster)


Asta said...

That abominable Snow Bustew will twiumph..i just know it
smoochie good luck kisses

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think woo were chastising him fur not swinging by Pawsylvania fur ME!


Maggie and Mitch said...

We can already see the snowballs in your beard, Buster! This snow is perfect for it! We can't wait to get outside and test it for ourselves!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Lucia said...

Psssssssst ... Buster! It is I, your long-lost Lucia! I have finally persuaded la mia ragazza (aka, "goldbricking, ne'er-do-well, bloggie-post-slacking ragazza")to put a comment on your bloggie. So ....! First things first: your little niece, Gracie, is adorably cute enough to be ... an Airedale, like meeeeeeeee!!! (Heeeeeeee!!!!) She is a bellissima ragazza, and I just know she will learn many things from her magnificent, wise and blindingly handsome zio!! (You!!!) Now, second things: we are molto dispiaciuti that we have been so scarce for several months. I, Lucia, resolved on January 1 to nosepoke la mia ragazza (aka, "goldbricking, ne'er-do-well, bloggie-post-slacking ragazza")relentlessly regarding routine updates to my bloggie in 2011. And if she doesn't give in to my every bloggie-post whim, on demand ... well, I also resolved on January 1 to be an enormous pest until she does ...!!! Heeeeeeeee!!!!

Tanti baci e abbracci!!