Thursday, November 11, 2010
Gnashing Lessons from Ms. Bailey
Today, Ms. Bailey agreed to tutor me in the fine art of gnashing!
She says that the importance of this skill cannot be underestimated. When a terrier wishes to make a good impression, she gnashes. When a terrier wishes to make a bad impression, she gnashes. In fact, whenever a terrier wishes to do just about anything, a solid display of gnashing will usually get it done!
Yes--Ms. Bailey assures me that gnashing is one of those all-around, useful skills that I need to master. Like ear-piercing barking and running the other way when called.
So here's my very first lesson!
What do you think? Do I have potential?