I'm losing my baby teeth!
I don't know why this would happen...
It's not that I'm particularly rough on them!
But most of the time, I just find something in my mouth...
And I'm compelled to chew it.
And chew it again!
Every so often, I take a break...
Inspired, I once again commence my practice!
Seeking a perfect state of meditative Carnivore-Mindfulness...
I reflect upon the generations of Kerry Blue Terriers who pioneered the technique!
The discipline is hard, but the rewards are great.
Some day, they will tell stories about Gracie the Zen Master of Mastication.
In the meantime, I submit to a monk-like discipline.
Ever closer to that ideal of the salivary Omega-Point!
Uncle Buster tells me that I have great potential but I must concentrate harder.
So I submit to you this brief audition tape of some of my recent work!
What do you think?
Do I have a spark of talent?