I. Find an elephant.

II. Turn gently; examine; cultivate an appetite.

III. Savor the ears.

IV. Apply jaws of death to entire circumference of pachyderm.

V. Chew on head.

VI. Stretch; take a break; cleanse palate with sorbet.

VII. Meditate upon meal; achieve Zen-like state of Elephant-Mindfulness.

VIII. Evaluate the experience and its tangible results; award trois étoiles to restaurant!

IX. Retire to drawing room for rolled Havanas; allow Bailey to steal show.
Votre rapporteur fidèles,
Buster