Monday, January 11, 2010

We Want our Mom Back!

She left in the wee hours of the morning.

Heading South.

In a Panzer V Honda Element armed with an 88 MM GPS.

Said she was going to visit some of our close relatives in the Confederacy.

The Kerrys are reputed to be unreconciled Irish Nationalists whose human keepers have to combine brogue with drawl; as in, "Ya'll come back now, or I'll send yer Sainted Mother into the pub after ye!"




Anyway, we're into a heap of trouble in the absence of the Mom!

Buster just demolished one of his human brother's stuffed animals, and I, Bailey Diva Mistress of the Known Universe, am vexing my Grandma by barking endlessly at the sky.

Life is good.



I have adopted a fashionably ratty, "contemporary tramp" look-- ah, c'est moi, vraiment!



Bozo the Wunder Slug has placed his pit-bull wannabe jaws around every forbidden object, from stuffed animal to wireless router, refusing to release his grip until momentarily distracted by a collision between Earth and a passing comet.

We hope Mom gets back soon!

But not too soon!

So much trouble, so little time.

La vie est belle.

Faithfully,

Bailey


8 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Pawty!
Pawty!!
Pawty!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Noah the Airedale said...

Well clearly everything has gone to pot since your mama left. I hope she is reading your blog, I bet she'll come back very soon......vraiment!!!

Noah the very hot dale and by hot I mean stinkin' hot in this damn heat.
Send snow....

Clive said...

Yes, indeed life is good for you!

Don't get into too much trouble though before your Mom gets back!

Cheers
Clive

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

we have a honda element too! and we are Irish like you. and we are scruffy ---we are long lost kin!

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

and oh yes you guys--we forgot to tell you--thank you so much for the award! our mom was in surgery and out for a month away from blogging when you awarded it to us, so we didn't see it til much later. we are so honored and will try to fulfill the award rules but must admit we are pretty lax when it comes to awards--we have too much sploring to do!! BOL!!! we loved what you had to say about us--lol and PEI and nova Scotia are so close you could swim across it, so you got that part right! see ya next time! love saige and guinness

Asta said...

Bailey
Hehehehehehe

Sounds like life is indeed good!!!
I hope youw Mom comes home wif lots of tweats fow you dawlings..I love youw mix of iwish dwawl, hehehe and those pictoowes..sighhhh..I just want to cwal thwough the pootew and give you a big smack on youw noses
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Maggie and Mitch said...

You'd best get everything back in apple pie order before your mom returns! Have fun in the meantime *wink wink*

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sue said...

What an evil grin you have!!