Wednesday, September 16, 2009

My Magical Green Orb -- by Buster

Dear friends:

It's been much too long since I attended to my blog--mainly because my normally robust powers of persuasion have failed (once again) to convince my female human lackey (the one with ten fingers and the ability to press one key at a time) to help me with my posts. Please accept my sincerest apologies and help me to nag her eminence into being a little more punctual!

There's lots of news to share, but I need to pry the girl away from her lesson plans and her accursed, sleek, flashin'-hot new silver Macintosh laptop! You'd think she'd be spending ALL her time helping me with this blog. Humans have no sense of priorities!

Life would have been relatively normal, prosaic, and almost routine, had it not been for the recent arrival of the GREEN ORB FROM THE NETHER REGIONS!

A singularly vile creature, and I will destroy it.


The Day of Reckoning will come! Any suggestions on how to penetrate its thick hide so I can reduce its horrid little noisemaker to its constituent fundamental particles?

There's much to share...tales of blueberries and bears...the tunnel to Oz...the elegant excavation skills of my beloved Lucia...I NEED MY STENOGRAPHER!

Please help me talk my Mom into helping me. This business of trying to maintain communication with the Known Universe of canines and humans without the benefit of fingers or a hyoid bone is vastly overrated!

Your faithful correspondent,



Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey, I was just thinking where are my Irish maties and boom here you are. Now Buster, tell your mum it's all about you and she should never neglect blogworld for too long.

Noah x

Sue said...

We thought you were lost in that big tunnel to Australia.

A new Mac laptop. I'm jealous. I love my Mac but a laptop would be fun too.

Clive said...

Buster - your Mom just has to get her priorities right! Obviously whatever you need saying - takes majority over everything else!

Has is that tunnel doing by the way??!!

lots of woofs

Faya said...

Je ne comprends pas les humains. Nous sommes leur priorité Numéro 1 n'est-ce-pas ? Des fois ils oublient...à cause de leur petit cerveau....
Bisous, Faya

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