Hey, friends--'tis theBuster here with a few brief fieldnotes from the BusterWorld theme-park today!
Diminutive, fuzzy robins.
Robins in MY wisteria tree, adjacent to MY deck, within easy reach of MY incisors!
But they're cute, so I've decided to peacefully coexist with them.
At least 'til tomorrow.
Item Two: Phalaenopsis orchids.
Very strange. They look like they just arrived from Star Cluster O-47.
Laying dormant in their pods beneath the Atlantic for aeons, they have hatched in unison with the single-minded intent of conquering Earth and taking away my Wilsons.
Item Three: Castor Canadensis.
Unconcerned with the presence of humans or canines.
Enjoy gnawing bamboo, scratching themselves, and harassing flyfishermen.
Flat tails can send a stream of water into a human's retina without warning, just as the Epeorus Vitreus hatch is really getting into gear...
Item Four: Main armament of Tongueflappus Busterensis.
Dispenses love and eight metric tons of saliva at thirty paces.
If only it could conjugate French verbs!
Okay, that's all the news for now. Gotta go receive my piddling portion of affection before I retire for the night.