Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Apocalyptic Invasion of the Visigoth Chipmunks, or "Les écureuils lunatiques nous tourmentent !"

Once again, there is a disturbance in the Force!

Alvin and his evil henchmen from the Chipmunk Death Star have attacked the peace-loving inhabitants of Planet Buster.

An urgent call for assistance has been sent out to the Federation.



They appear cute and fuzzy. Don't be misled! These creatures do unspeakable things.



Like this!

Yes, friends, that WAS my driveway! The entrance to my home universe! The abhorrent creatures had established a network of tunnels so extensive that two gallons of sand were required to fill it up.



Buster, the Wonder Dog, to the rescue!



First, the sand and the water...



Looks rather like crepes...



Then, the magic "gunk!"



Okay, this is starting to look better...



And finally, we'll keep those stupid humans from stepping on the repair job by putting the Official Buster Tush-Cooler on top of it!



Now, if only I could catch the little guys and rip their jugulars out!


But Alvin mocks me!

Maybe tomorrow...just wait! I'm sharpening my teeth as we speak and rallying the gurlie forces to come and assist.....

theBUSTER

8 comments:

Faya said...

Oh la sale bête ! Quelle audace de la part d'un si petit animal. Je n'entraîne ici avec les miens et je viens vous aider dès que j'en attrape un....
Bisous et courage, Faya

Molly the Airedale said...

Wow! That cute little bugger really does all that damage, Buster? I guess the ones that live in our yard are more polite?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Noah the Airedale said...

Those chipmunks are evil and so destructive...you must use the force Buster. End result....The Buster Strikes Back!

Hugs and tail wags
Jedi Noah

Cassidy said...

Wow, me didn't know chipmunks beed so destructive!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

The Airechicks said...

WHooa ....maybe you need to serve them with an EVICTION nip ...Yer we mean NOTICE....

We do not condone vigilente violance ..... but mabye if you sneek up on them....ignore that last statement Tris gets all worked up when it comes to rodents....Maybe you could organize
a munk hunt....Treats for prizes...

XXoooXXoooXXoooXxo

Anonymous said...

Hi Buster! You should definitely sharpen you nails and teeth and attack fast and hard next time when you see that chipmunk! Good luck for hunting!

Our blog moved to blogger because ther were too much problems in Finnish blogger called Vuodatus.

Jade & Jane

Princess Patches said...

We KNEW those critters were nothing but trouble! When our mom and dad lived in Arizbona, their cable kept going off and the cable guys always told them it was the little brown a**holes that caused it. (The cable guy's words...not ours). We have them in Georgia, but they don't seem to be so destructive. Go get 'em, Buster!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Bogart H. Devil said...

Little furry somewhat adorable beast...

I had no idea they could do such damage!

Thanks for the warning - I'll have to keep my eyes out for anything like this here in Portland.

Love,
Bogart