Saturday, March 1, 2008
Snow Again: Chronicles of Kerry Blue Barbie
Omigod! Look what's outside! Like, Mother-Nature should take a break--talk to the hand--lose the flakes!
Like, how are we supposed to go outside and pee? Do they like expect us to get our feet wet? BUMMER!
There's like, a ZILLION feet of wet snow out there! We'll just disappear when we step off the porch! They gotta be kidding! I'm like calling 911.
Okay, that's a LITTLE better! I knew those humans were good for something!
Buster'll be happy. He got his balls back. (Hah!)
Humans-with-Snowblowers can be worth the grief they give you sometimes--we can get to the garden now! Like, I count on getting to the garden, you know.
And up to our perch at the top of the steps, where we can survey the neighborhood and bark at anything that dares come within shopping range!
ALL RIGHT... This will be satisfactory! But they owe me BIG-TIME for like the anxiety!
Time for my morning workout! A girl MUST keep trim these days, you know.
Mom's gonna give me my manicure now. We'll talk later!