Sephalumpagus Distinctus
Family: Canidae
Genus: Canus
Species: lupus
Subspecies: sephalumpagus
Sub-subspecies: distinctus
Range: Subarctic New England; does not stray far from companion species Homo sapiens neanderthalensis
Diet: Wisteria leaves and TV remotes
Temperament: Possessed by spirits barely understood by science
Markings: Gun-metal blue coat, punctuated by brown eyes and and large quantities of attitude
Lifespan: Typically outlives most humans due to robust immune system, superior powers of digestion, and propensity to drive primates crazy
Daily routine: Enjoys solving Fermat's Last Theorum and resolving EPR Parodox in quantum mechanics; takes long naps; barks at sky for no apparent reason
8 comments:
Khwite the special breed!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
LOL...Love it!!
I want one of those !!!!!! Please send me one...
Kisses, faya
TV remotes, huh? hummmmmmmmmmmmm
Thanks for the tip! *wink wink*
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Tsar holds our record of three remotes in one day. We finally learned to put the remotes out of reach. We're slow learners.
Great photo!!
Brillant!
You're one special dog alright!
take care
Clive
The flight over was uneventful, but pleasant. Once, he had found a bottle of it under the sinkand had gulped down a mouthful.
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The flight over was uneventful, but pleasant. Once, he had found a bottle of it under the sinkand had gulped down a mouthful.
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