Well gather around I, theBUSTER, am here to tell yet another story ... this is about a SKUNK!!! run run... <--- Oh I'm sorry I should probably not run at this point, considering I'm telling a story.
So SKUNK!! as in Pepe le P.U. Does seem to have quite a history. You can't say "SKUNK!!", without thinking STINK... But maybe we can change your mind -- just a little. We usually have some fun with these subjects, so here we go again folks, SKUNKS!! are fun!
The hudad went to the neighborhood Agway store in search for....uh.... gee I don't know exactly what he was shopping for, but he did bring back the SKUNK!! pictured below. He does find some of the more strange items in any store he goes in. You could say he has a knack for such things.
You know, this little guy seems to have a slight imperfection....like he's empty! the SKUNK
is limp...and empty and well... floppy and soft and has SQUEAKERS.
...and he stares at you. I feel the need to shake him, and shake him, and gee squeak the silly thing, and shake him some more.......... Did I mention I want to shake him?
Well, it seems that I'm not the only one that wants to shake the tar out of the SKUNK!!
Ms. Blue has stolen the SKUNK!!
She is not even trying to share!
I thought moms were supposed to share with their offspring,
NOT!
At least we got to use our lungs....turn your speakers up and enjoy!
WhOOOOoooooo00000000 <----------------------------that's Ms.Blue dragging the SKUNK!! around like a limp blankie.
She is not sharing ....she is hogging the SKUNK!!
hey hey.. Ms. Blue can I play with my SKUNK!! ?
OOPSY....I have made an incision on the tail....that squeaker was reeeeeeally bothering my eardrums, so I decided to remove it -- with my super-duper-huge-canine tooth, I have made a
nice clean cut in the lower portion of the SKUNK!! tail. Of course I was being careful not to get sprayed --- uh....do you suppose fake SKUNKS can spray? Hope not.
Well folks, I don't think the SKUNK!! will be able to spray again...if he ever could. I, theBUSTER, have taken it upon myself to take care of the
little- squeaker-thingy in the tail. Well he can't squeak or spray any more.
the tooth, unfortunately, went through the squeaker! HAH!! ah well
gotta go take a nap and self actualize in 3-d!
theBUSTER signing off ZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
14 comments:
Je ne connais pas ces animaux. Il n'y en a pas en Suisse. Dommage, ils ont l'air amusant. J'aime regarder vos vidéos. Vous êtes tellement beaux.
Bisous, Faya
That skunk didn't stand a chance at your house, Buster! Great job shaking Mr. Skunk's spray gland out!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
I skunk toy how weird I wonder how many dogs or people would enjoy a skunk toy as a present.I know you 2 did but would a child hahahahahhahah.Love the shakey stuff thats definately the way to go.
\ludo the cool dude.
skunk!!!!!!!!! u been skunked!
Bussie Kissies
Buster
EXCELLENT work my friends... show that skunk who is boss!!!
Love,
Bogart
Yes, Mr Skunk was never really going to have a happy stay at your house was he, tee hee!
Nibbles
Cassidy x
That is a great story, buster, you definitely have a career in storytelling before you. Or else in skunk-shaking.
Cuddles from the rhine,
Habca
Hi Buster! My name is Tibby.
I saw you on DWB and wanted to say hello! That is a great story about the skunk! It's a good thing you destunk the skunk! You wouldn't want to get all stinky!
-Tibby
Hi!
I just wanted to let you know that I added you to my friends list on my blog! I hope that's ok!
-Tibby
how can you write a so cool blog,i am watting your new post in the future!
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