So the hudad went shopping....again....SKUNK!!!! run!!

Well gather around I, theBUSTER, am here to tell yet another story ... this is about a SKUNK!!! run run... <--- Oh I'm sorry I should probably not run at this point, considering I'm telling a story.

So SKUNK!! as in Pepe le P.U. Does seem to have quite a history. You can't say "SKUNK!!", without thinking STINK... But maybe we can change your mind -- just a little. We usually have some fun with these subjects, so here we go again folks, SKUNKS!! are fun!



The hudad went to the neighborhood Agway store in search for....uh.... gee I don't know exactly what he was shopping for, but he did bring back the SKUNK!! pictured below. He does find some of the more strange items in any store he goes in. You could say he has a knack for such things.


You know, this little guy seems to have a slight imperfection....like he's empty! the SKUNK
is limp...and empty and well... floppy and soft and has SQUEAKERS.



...and he stares at you. I feel the need to shake him, and shake him, and gee squeak the silly thing, and shake him some more.......... Did I mention I want to shake him?

Well, it seems that I'm not the only one that wants to shake the tar out of the SKUNK!!
Ms. Blue has stolen the SKUNK!!
She is not even trying to share!
I thought moms were supposed to share with their offspring,
NOT!
At least we got to use our lungs....turn your speakers up and enjoy!

WhOOOOoooooo00000000 <----------------------------that's Ms.Blue dragging the SKUNK!! around like a limp blankie.

She is not sharing ....she is hogging the SKUNK!!
hey hey.. Ms. Blue can I play with my SKUNK!! ?


OOPSY....I have made an incision on the tail....that squeaker was reeeeeeally bothering my eardrums, so I decided to remove it -- with my super-duper-huge-canine tooth, I have made a
nice clean cut in the lower portion of the SKUNK!! tail. Of course I was being careful not to get sprayed --- uh....do you suppose fake SKUNKS can spray? Hope not.


Well folks, I don't think the SKUNK!! will be able to spray again...if he ever could. I, theBUSTER, have taken it upon myself to take care of the
little- squeaker-thingy in the tail. Well he can't squeak or spray any more.
the tooth, unfortunately, went through the squeaker! HAH!! ah well
gotta go take a nap and self actualize in 3-d!

theBUSTER signing off ZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Bluedog Quidditch--or, Hockey à Grande Vitesse

Friends and fellow Wizards:

With Autumn upon us here in the very New England wherein the Reverend Cotton Mather declared that the Dark One walks among us, I feel energized to be surrounded by so many talented witches, demons, and part-time residents of the Underworld. Persephone tells me that the place is overrated, but I'm excited.


So I have enrolled in the DogWart School of Wizardry and joined the BlueDog Quidditch team! Mom has been reading the entire Harry Potter series to me, and I'm genuinely inspired. I'll bet my moves are far better than that myopic little guy who can't even control his broom!




BlueDog Quidditch is a fearsome game. It is played, gladiatorial-style, with a single opponent who has eliminated all competition prior to this match. The stakes are high, and the rules of the game state that no mercy shall be shown.



My opponent is Bailey Blue, who has never lost a Quidditch competition.



The Golden Snitch has been cast. Watch:

Dang! She's good!



I'll outwit the little witch, yet...



It's time to break out my Secret Moves...

Okay, I surrender!



Did you see her footwork? What a master!

Old Hades just can't get enough of BlueDog Quidditch. He always looks grimmer than he is. I think it's a flatulence thing...

Anyway, it's your host, Buster the Wonder Dog, Wizard-in-Training, and Second-Place BlueDog Quidditch Wannabe, signing off for tonight.


Time for my nap!



Cheers,


theBuster

The Return of the Evil Leaf-Dragon, and my Valiant Defense of my Loved Ones--by Buster the Wonder Dog

As Autumn is upon us....I, theBUSTER, have decided to tell you a tale! Gather 'round, this tale is of the Slayer of.......

Well, I am getting ahead of myself. Yes, yes... the tale, or was it a tail? Oh yeah-- a tale--yup, yup--a tall tale ---------------------------------------------------------->



In a land far away (like out back on the tor), there were many odd monsters running through our yard...I mean over the tor. It was a dark and stormy night....uh, I think I stole that--but it was dark, forget the storm, it was just sort of gray out there.



The Evil Leaf-Dragon returned to the land of Kerrys looking for what Leaf-Dragons look for, uh.....leaves? I think I got that right-- yup, yup, leaves. I jumped on my noble steed <--- that means my horse, and I galloped toward the Leaf-Dragon at full speed....tiddy dump, tiddy dump, tiddy dump...ah,well, lose the steed.....I run faster without him.


I jumped off my steed <-----my horse, and there I stood--a gallant Kerry Blue Knight of the Realm, in the purest silver armour, mined in our own silver mines, located <--- I guess that's not pertinent to the story...

OK...I jumped off the steed, stood up, and there I was, Buster the Pure, at your service!!


The following video was taken while I was very busy slaying. It will show how I jumped on the dragon and, using my HUGE punishing jaws (you know--the ones with the great big pearly whites in them -- the ones I catch all those Wilsons with???)--well, I charged at the dragon over and over until I had it groveling at my feet--I mean, paws. I had the Leaf-Dragon in a most compromising situation...uh, for him, not me. I was in control of the Leaf-Dragon! If only I had opposable thumbs, this wouldn't be so aggravating to me.

HAH! That will teach that Leaf-Dragon not to bother MY leaves again.....little puffer didn't know what hit him!



Well now, I have retired to my chambers with my man at arms, me and "Mycat" have some resting to do so we can take care other Leaf-Dragons that wander into our domain. We will throttle any others that try -- let me at 'em, I'm ready for ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




G'night all, It's been a very busy day.

theBUSTER aka, BUSTER the Pure